10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!