10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill