10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A