10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz