10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.