10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.