10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.