10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez