10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.