10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is for loners.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.