10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.