10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers