10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen