10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..