10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament