10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.