10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.