10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"