10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel