10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.