10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth