10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."