10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus