10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier