10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."