10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth