10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.