10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph