10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack