10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.