10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.