10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz