10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant