10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."