10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.