10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.