10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss