10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it