10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.