10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson