10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.