10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "No river, no fish."