10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!