10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.