10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake