10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)