10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.