10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth