10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim