10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'